urban_cougar15 (urban_cougar15) wrote in ocitagain,

The Goodbye Girl Quotes and Wallpaper


Kirsten: Well you’re not going to believe who is Riviera Magazine’s Man of the Year… Theresa.
Theresa: Mrs. Cohen, Mr. Cohen.
Sandy: Well, that’s nice. I mean, she really deserves the award. Good kid.
Kirsten: It’s my Dad.
Sandy: My vote stays with Theresa

Sandy: It’s amazing, his lips don’t even move.

Summer: Oh, I love the Society page. It’s like, suddenly all the people we know are famous! Wow, Diane Kahn totally got a chin implant.
Anna: They have chin implants?
Summer: Oh yeah, my Dad does them all the time. He says chins are the new nose.
Anna: So did Picasso.
Summer: Really, what hospital does he work for? Kidding! I’m not that dumb, just shallow.

Luke: Kaitlin, hi.
Kaitlin: Hi Luke. What’s going on?
Luke: Well, I just finished school for the day, you know, which is always a good thing
Kaitlin: I so know what you mean.
Julie: Luke, what are you doing here?
Kaitlin: We’re talking Mom.
Julie: Go get ready, Daddy’s coming to take you to dinner.
Kaitlin: So I’ll see you soon?
Julie: Luke, you know not to come to the house. We meet at the motel.
Luke: I just thought you needed help with your DSL.
Julie: Luke, as much as I want high speed internet access, it’s not worth Kaitlin becoming suspicious.
Jimmy: Jules. Luke.
Julie: Luke just came by to defrag my hard drive.
Jimmy: Okay.
Julie: Hurry along Luke, make it quick.

Ryan: Maybe she just doesn’t feel that comfortable here. Not everybody does.
Seth: I know, I get that. But if it is cause of me, maybe I can talk her out of it. Except for the fact that I can’t ask her if it’s cause of me without sounding totally self absorbed and I’m not self absorbed, right Ryan? Me. Me.
Ryan: Huh?
Seth: Me.
Ryan: Sorry, I’m just thinking about Theresa. She’s staying, what am I going to do?
Seth: She’s leaving, what am I going to do?

Caleb: Come on Seth, get in the picture. You are the future of the company.
Seth: Oh, something to look forward to.
Caleb: You will grow out of comic books at some stage and grow into wanting to be rich.
Seth: No I won’t.

Anna: See you Ryan.
Ryan: Thanks for teaching me how to waltz.
Anna: You have the best life. You deserve it.

Seth: Is that V or a Q? Okay, here look right there, what does that say? The first sentence says, “I love you,” but then what is that word right there? Azerbaijan? Aztecs?
Summer: Aspirin.
Seth: You think it says Aspirin?
Summer: No, you’re giving me a headache.
Seth: Okay, coincidence? Confucius? What is the C word?
Summer: Confusing.
Seth: It says confusing?
Summer: No, you’re confusing me. What do you care what it says?

Seth: Come on man, the flight leaves soon.
Ryan: I’m doing 75 in a 65, alright?
Seth: I’m doing 75 in a… everyone knows 80 is the new 75.
Ryan: What? Who talks like that?
Seth: What is up with this AC? My Jew-fro is frizzing out, I look like Screech.
Ryan: The AC is fine.
Seth: What is this music?
Ryan: Do not insult Journey, alright?

Sandy: I promise you, I would rather send you to jail than get in bed with your father.
Kirsten: You do something like this, there’s no going back.
Sandy: Yeah, kind of like prom night. Believe me, if anyone’s gonna be putting you into handcuffs, it’s gonna be me.

Seth: Anna wait a second. What am I going to do without you? Who am I gonna play Jenga with? You’re so wise with all your sage wisdom, what am I going to do without that?
Anna: Confidence Cohen.

Seth: What if the girl I’m supposed to be with just went back to Pittsburgh?
Ryan: What if she went back to Chino?
Seth: Why would Anna go to Chino? I’m kidding, come on.
Ryan: Nice one. Well at least we have each other.
Seth: Actually I have Summer now, but I’ll put a little Seth-Ryan time on the books. That’s quality time.
Ryan: Thanks buddy. I could always hang out with Luke. What do you think he’s doing right now?
Seth: Discovering fire? Hunting and gathering? Shaving his chest with a buck knife? You guys could do that together.
Ryan: I do do that.

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